Námo's Scribble Pad

I guess I can't always be on vacation....

2008-04-08T20:57:05Z

Some child of Nolfin's popped in on me over at the Vardabucks and insisted that I look over his paperwork.

Namo: ..... *squints at that* That doesn't look official.
Argon: It's what Tolman gave me. :(
Namo: *puts on his glasses, pulls out the actual request forms*
Argon: >.>
Namo: You're offering your brother's future suffering to me?
Argon: Yes. From when I throw things at them.
Namo: *squints at this* *pokes the form* Before I process this request I need you to fill out a survey for me.
Namo: It'll be fun! And informative! :D
Argon: Ok?
Namo: *gets out pencil and paper* Question 1: How did you like your stay in Mandos's Halls?
Argon: Umn. It was cold.
Namo: *scribbles a bit, sips at his latte* Question 2: If Namo were to offer a pool, a sunny beach, and had a Vardabucks installed, would you be more likely to stay?
Argon: What's a Vardabucks? And probably not. My family isn't there.
Namo: A place to get yummy coffee beverages! :D
Argon: What's coffee?
Namo: ... Nevermind. Question 3: Are you certain about that Radish thing?
Argon: For now, yeah. I'd just like to be an elf again please.
Namo: *reads over it one more time* *shrugs, gets out big smiley notary stamp, notarizes the form* Welcome to the living, please sign here and have some chocolate.
Argon: Cool! *signs*
Namo: Also, if you could poke Fingon repeatedly as part of the deal, it'd make me happy. :D
Argon: I can do that! :D
Namo: Yay! :D
Namo: You should be all set, but if Tolman bugs you, send him my way. I have some permanent forms here but I'll have to mail them.
Argon: Okay. :D

He's a likeable enough kid, even if he doesn't know what coffee is.

Why do I get the feeling I'm going to be processing his paperwork a lot?

peeks outside his workshop

2008-03-16T04:21:26Z

*reads the newspaper* *takes a few minutes to bang his head against the wall*

What in Eru-daddy's name is going on out there? You leave these elves alone for a few centuries and I swear...

I'm not sure how I feel about all this. Am I supposed to be angered? Do you want to anger Mandos? Is that what this is about? *points at the on vacation sign* Am I going to have to take this down? Do you want me to DOOM you people again?

Oh I am not happy, no, no, I am not.

*goes to work off his anger with a chocolate egg-making session*

So....

2008-03-10T21:57:33Z

If I fish Elrohir out of the margarita fountain, do I *have* to keep him?

Not that I did, I'm just... curious. :D

After the whole thing with Turgon and Fingolfin, I decided to lay low and do some serious vacationing, which... honestly, you need to put a warning label on that fountain, Turgon. I nearly drowned myself in the thing, and I'm a valar! I'm not *supposed* to have a reason to drown myself in the margarita fountain.

Heh.. if I did drown in the Margarita fountain, would I greet myself in the Halls or... how does that even work? *ponders this* Vaire would be very angry though. So I don't think I'll be doing that anytime soon.

Anyway, I set up a little stand and I'm hoping to sell some sugar eggs there. I have all kinds now, little delicate spun sugar ones, chocolate ones, ones with fillings, ones made of song! For Varda! And my personal favorite, the Surprise Eggs which ... may or may not contain Doom! :D

Come buy! They're yummier than the deviled eggs, apparently.

Sugar Eggs!

2008-03-07T06:15:49Z

Namo: *ahem* Varda? *holds up newspaper*
Varda: What?
Namo: *points* Why am I in your newspaper?
Varda: Because -everyone- is in the paper. Except TV. People can watch that on their own.
Namo: I love you, sister. Care for some eggs? :D
Varda: No thank you~ unless they are eggs made of song! Varda likes song!
Namo: Manwe won't eat them either... maybe I better start making them out of song. *ponder*
Varda: *nods* It would improve chances of Varda eating them. Manwe-hubby just doesn't eat anything from birdies, since he rules them~
Namo: I'm not sure how one makes deviled eggs from things that aren't...eggs, but..
Namo: I'm a valar! I can do this!
Varda: Make them out of candy! :D Varda knows Manwe-hubby likes sugar.
Namo: Anyway, I think I better set up an office here in Gondolin, if people are going to start realising I'm here. Poo.
Varda: Ooh. Offices could be fun
Varda: Or you could just play and do whatever you feel like! That's what Varda does.
Namo: *tacks up sign near his door that says 'Mandos is on vacation'* There! :D
Varda: *nods* Niiiice
Namo: *ponder* Eggs made out of candy.
Namo: Maybe with a bit of a filling in them!
Varda: Varda thinks it could be the next big thing!
Namo: *rubs his hands together!*
Varda: You could give them to the elfies to encourage them to have babies!
Namo: I could do that... or I could horde them all!
Namo: and only give some to my favorite sister. <3
Namo: *would never do that, likes the elfies too much*
Varda: Varda supposes. Though she does not eat candy. Stop sucking up or Varda WILL tell Eru-daddy.
Namo: Eru reads the paper, anyway. *chuckles*
Varda: Varda does not think so. Tolman might, though.
Namo: He might tell, just because I suggested the pink bits might be Gamgee. >.>;
Namo: I don't really know what the pink bits are, to be honest. They come from a can!
Varda: Tolman does not like being eaten. We've checked.
Namo: It's a good thing I'm not making deviled eggs anymore then! :D
Varda: Varda thinks that is a very good plan
Namo: *gets the look on his face usually denoting he's got a plan*
Namo: Would you look at the time? I think I have some vacationing to do! *pops off to his .. wherever it is he's hiding out*

*gets back, starts muttering to himself* Eggs. Sugar..... Cream filling... Margarita cream filling! .... Different kinds of filling, yes..... Mandos likes this idea.

Mandos has been speaking to Varda-sister too long.

TO THE KITCHEN! :D

Shh!

2008-03-05T12:53:06Z

I'm on vacation.

I don't think anyone got the memo yet.

I hear there's margaritas in Gondolin!

Surprise Mandos Visit! :D

I'll just... go as Namo. All I need is glasses, no one will ever recognize me!

It's the perfect plan!

I just need glasses. >.>